The Clarion by Adams, Samuel Hopkins - CHAPTER XXXVII

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The Clarion

CHAPTER XXXVII

McGUIRE EL­LIS WAKES UP

On im­pli­ca­tion of the High­est Au­thor­ity we have it that the leop­ard can­not change his spots. The Great Amer­ican Pumess is a fe­line of an­oth­er stripe. Stress of ex­pe­ri­ence and emo­tion has been known to mod­ify sen­si­bly her preda­to­ry char­ac­ter­is­tics. In the very beau­ti­ful spec­imen of the genus which, from time to time, we have had oc­ca­sion to study in these pages, there had tak­en place, in a few short months, an al­ter­ation so con­sid­er­able as to be al­most rev­olu­tion­ary.

Many fac­tors had con­tribut­ed to the re­sult. No wom­an of in­her­ent fine­ness can live close to hu­man suf­fer­ing, as Es­mé had lived in her slum work, with­out los­ing some­thing of that cen­tripetal self-​con­cern which is the blem­ish of the present-​day Amer­ican girl. Con­stant as­so­ci­ation with such men as Hugh Mer­ritt and Nor­man Hale, men who saw in her not a beau­ti­ful and wor­ship­ful maid­en, but a use­ful agen­cy in the work which made up their lives, gave her a new an­gle from which to con­sid­er her­self. Then, too, her brief en­gage­ment to Will Dou­glas had sobered her. For Dou­glas, what­ev­er his lack of in­de­pen­dence and man­li­ness in his pro­fes­sion­al re­la­tions, had en­dured the jilt­ing with qui­et dig­ni­ty. But he had suf­fered sharply, for he had been gen­uine­ly in love with Es­mé. She felt his pain the more in that there was the same tooth gnaw­ing at her own heart, though she would not ac­knowl­edge it to her­self. And this taught her hu­mil­ity and con­sid­er­ation. The Pumess was not be­come a Saint, by any means. She still walked, a love­ly per­il to ev­ery sus­cep­ti­ble male heart. But she no longer thirst­ed with un­quench­able ar­dor for con­quests.

Meek though a re­formed pumess may be, there are lim­its to meek­ness. When Miss Eleanor Stan­ley Maxwell El­liot woke up to find her­self pil­lo­ried as an en­emy to so­ci­ety, in the very pa­per which she had tried to save, she ex­pe­ri­enced min­gled emo­tions shot through with fiery streaks of wrath. Present­ly these sim­mered down to a residue of an­gry amaze­ment and cu­rios­ity. If you have been ac­cus­tomed all your life to re­gard your­self as an em­press of ab­so­lute dom­inance over slav­ish mas­culin­ity, and are sud­den­ly sub­ject­ed to a vi­olent slap across the face from the hand of the most high­ly fa­vored slave, some al­lowance is due you of out­raged sen­si­bil­ities. Chiefly, how­ev­er Es­mé won­dered WHY. WHY, in large cap­itals, and with an in­tense­ly as­cen­dant in­flec­tion.

Her first im­pulse had been to tele­phone Hal a with­er­ing mes­sage. More de­lib­er­ate thought sug­gest­ed the wis­dom of mak­ing sure of her ground, first. The re­sult was a shock. From her still in­fu­ri­at­ed guardian she had learned that, tech­ni­cal­ly, she was the own­er, with full moral re­spon­si­bil­ity for the “Pest-​Egg.” The in­for­ma­tion came like a dash of ex­treme­ly cold wa­ter, which no pumess, re­formed or oth­er­wise, likes. Miss El­liot sat her down to a thought­ful con­sid­er­ation of the “Clar­ion.” She found she was in good com­pa­ny. Sev­er­al oth­er bright and shin­ing lights of the lo­cal fir­ma­ment, so­cial, fi­nan­cial, and com­mer­cial, shared the pho­to­graph­ic no­to­ri­ety. Slow­ly it was borne in up­on her open mind that she had not been sin­gled out for rep­re­hen­sion; that she was sim­ply a part of the news, as Hal re­gard­ed news--no, as the “Clar­ion” re­gard­ed news. That Hal would de­lib­er­ate­ly have let this hap­pen, she de­clined to be­lieve. Un­con­scious­ly she clung to her be­lief in the nat­ural in­vi­ola­bil­ity of her priv­ilege. It must have been a mis­take. Hal would tell her so when he saw her. Yet if that were so, why had he sent word, the day af­ter, that he couldn't keep his ap­point­ment? Would he come at all, now?

Doubt up­on this point was end­ed when Dr. El­liot, ad­mit­ted on the strength of his pro­fes­sion to the ty­phus ward, and still ex­hibit­ing mot­tlings of wrath on his square face, had re­peat­ed his some­what cen­sored ac­count of his en­counter with “that pup­py.” Es­mé haugh­ti­ly ad­vised her dear Un­cle Guardy that the “pup­py” was her friend. Un­cle Guardy acidu­lous­ly coun­seled his beloved Es­mé not to be ev­ery species of a mild­ly qual­ified id­iot at one and the same time. Es­mé el­evat­ed her nose in the air and marched out of the room to tele­phone Hal Sur­taine forth­with. What she in­tend­ed to tele­phone him (very dis­tant­ly, of course) was that her un­cle had no au­thor­ity to speak for her, that she was quite ca­pa­ble of speak­ing for her­self, and that she was ready to hear any ex­pla­na­tion tend­ing to mit­igate his crime--not in those words pre­cise­ly, but in a tone per­fect­ly in­dica­tive of her mean­ing. Fur­ther­more, that the mat­ter on which she had wished to speak to him was a busi­ness mat­ter, and that she would ex­pect him to keep the bro­ken ap­point­ment lat­er. None of which was ev­er trans­mit­ted. Fate, play­ing the rôle of Mich­ing Mal­le­cho, pre­vent­ed once again. Hal was out.

In the course of time, Es­mé's quar­an­tine (a lit­tle ac­cel­er­at­ed, though not at any risk of pub­lic safe­ty) was lift­ed and she re­turned to the world. The bat­tle of hy­giene _vs_. in­fec­tion was now at its height. Es­mé threw her­self in­to the work, heart and soul. For weeks she did not set eyes on Hal Sur­taine, ex­cept as they might pass on the street. Twice she nar­row­ly missed him at the hos­pi­tal where she found time to make an oc­ca­sion­al vis­it to El­lis. A quick and live­ly friend­ship had sprung up be­tween the spoiled beau­ty and the old sol­dier of the print-​columns, and from him, as soon as he was con­va­les­cent, she learned some­thing of the deep­er mean­ings of the “Clar­ion” fight and of the high­er stan­dards which had cost its own­er so dear.

“I sup­pose,” he said, “the hard­est thing he ev­er had to do in his life was to print your pic­ture.”

“Did he _have_ to print it?”

“Didn't he? It was news.”

“And that's your god, isn't it, Mr. Mac?” said his vis­itor, smil­ing.

“It's on­ly a small name for Truth. Good men have died for that.”

“Or killed oth­ers for their ide­al of it.”

“Miss Es­mé,” said the in­valid, “Hal Sur­taine has had to face two tests. He had to show up his own fa­ther in his pa­per.”

“Yes. I read it. But I've on­ly be­gun to un­der­stand it since our talks.”

“And he had to print that about you. Wayne told me he al­most killed the sto­ry him­self to save Hal. 'I couldn't bear to look at the boy's face when he told me to run it,' Wayne said. And he's no sen­ti­men­tal­ist. News­pa­per­men gen­er­al­ly ain't.”

“_Aren't_ you?” said Es­mé, with a catch in her breath. “I should think you were, pret­ty much, at the 'Clar­ion' of­fice.”

From that day she knew that she must talk it out with Hal. Yet at ev­ery thought of that en­counter, her maid­en­hood shrank, af­fright­ed, with a sweet and tremu­lous fear. In­evitable as was the end, it might have been long post­poned had it not been for a word that El­lis let drop the day when he left the hos­pi­tal. Mrs. Fes­tus Willard, out of friend­ship for Hal, had in­sist­ed that the con­va­les­cent should come to her house un­til his strength was quite re­turned, in­stead of re­turn­ing to his small and stuffy ho­tel quar­ters, and Es­mé had come in her car to trans­fer him. It was the day af­ter the Talk-​It-​Over Break­fast at which Hal had an­nounced the prospec­tive fall of the “Clar­ion.”

“I'll be glad to get back to the of­fice,” said El­lis to Es­mé. “They cer­tain­ly need me.”

“You aren't fit yet,” protest­ed the girl.

“Fit­ter than the Boss. He's wor­ry­ing him­self sick.”

“Isn't ev­ery­thing all right?”

“All wrong! It's this cussed Pierce li­bel case that's tak­ing the heart out of him.”

“Oh!” cried Es­mé, on a note of ut­ter dis­may. “Why didn't you tell me, Mr. Mac?”

“Tell you? What do you know about it?”

“Lots! Ev­ery­thing.” She fell in­to silent thought­ful­ness. “I sup­posed that you had heard from Mr. Pierce, or his lawyer, at the of­fice. I _must_ see Hal--Mr. Sur­taine--now. Does he still come to see you?”

“Ev­ery­day.”

“Send word to him to be at the Willards' at two to-​mor­row. And--and, please, Mr. Mac, don't tell him why.”

“Now, what kind of a lit­tle game is this?” be­gan El­lis, teas­ing­ly. “Am I an am­ateur Cu­pid, or what's my cue?” He looked in­to the girl's face and saw tears in the great brown eyes. “Hel­lo!” he said with a change of voice. “What's wrong, Es­mé? I'm sor­ry.”

“Oh, _I'm_ wrong!” she cried. “I ought to have spo­ken long ago. No, no! I'm all right now!” She smiled glo­ri­ous­ly through her tears. “Here we are. You'll be sure that he's there?”

“Fear not, but lean on Dollinger And he will fetch you through”--

quot­ed the oth­er in or­ator­ical as­sur­ance, and turned to Mrs. Willard's greet­ing.

At one-​thir­ty on the fol­low­ing day, Mr. McGuire El­lis was where he shouldn't have been, asleep in a cur­tained al­cove win­dow-​seat of the big Willard li­brary. At one minute past two he was where he should have been still less; that is, in the same place and con­di­tion. Now Mr. El­lis is not on­ly the read­iest hair-​trig­ger sleep­er known to his­to­ry, but he is al­so one of the most pro­found and per­sis­tent. En­trances and ex­its dis­turb him not, nor does the hu­man voice pen­etrate to the re­gion of his dreams. To ev­ery­thing short of earth­quake, ex­plo­sion, or phys­ical con­tact, his slum­ber is im­mune. There­fore he took no note when Miss Es­mé El­liot came in, nor when, a mo­ment lat­er, Mr. Har­ring­ton Sur­taine ar­rived, unan­nounced. Nor, since he was thor­ough­ly shut in by the draperies, was ei­ther of them aware of his pres­ence.

Es­mé rose slow­ly to her feet as Hal en­tered. She had planned a lead­ing-​up to her sub­ject, but at sight of him she was star­tled out of any greet­ing, even.

“Oh, how thin you look, and tired!” she ex­claimed.

“Stren­uous days, these,” he an­swered. “I didn't ex­pect to see you here. Where's El­lis?”

“Up­stairs. Don't go. I want to speak to you. Sit down there.”

At her di­rec­tion Hal drew up a chair. She took the cor­ner of the lounge near by and re­gard­ed him silent­ly from un­der puck­ered brows.

“Is it about El­lis?” said Hal, alarmed at her hes­ita­tion.

“No. It is about Mr. Pierce. There won't be any li­bel suit.”

“What!”

“No.” She shook her head in re­as­sur­ance of his ev­ident in­creduli­ty. “You've noth­ing to wor­ry about, there.”

“How can you know?”

“From Kathie.”

“Did her fa­ther tell her?”

“She told her fa­ther. There's a dread­ful quar­rel.”

“I don't un­der­stand at all.”

“Kathie ab­so­lute­ly re­fus­es to tes­ti­fy for her fa­ther. She says that the ac­ci­dent was her own fault, and if there's a tri­al she will tell the truth.”

Be­fore she had fin­ished, Hal was on his feet. Her heart smote her as she saw the gray wor­ry pass from his face and his shoul­ders square as from the re­lief of a bur­den lift­ed, “Has it lain so heavy on your mind?” she asked piti­ful­ly.

“If you knew!” He walked half the length of the long room, then turned abrupt­ly. “You did that,” he said. “You per­suad­ed her.”

“No. I didn't, in­deed.”

The ea­ger light fad­ed in his face. “Of course not. Why should you af­ter--Do you mind telling me how it hap­pened?”

“It isn't my se­cret. But--but she has come to care very much for some one, and it is his in­flu­ence.”

“Won­der­ful!” He laughed boy­ish­ly. “I want to go out and run around and howl. Would you mind join­ing me in the col­lege yell? Does Mac know?”

“No­body knows but you.”

“That's why Pierce kept post­pon­ing. And I, liv­ing un­der the shad­ow of this! How can I thank you!”

“Don't thank me,” she said with an ef­fort. “I--I've known it for weeks. I meant to tell you long ago, but I thought you'd have learned it be­fore now--and--and it was made hard for me.”

“Was that what you had to tell me about the pa­per, when you asked me to come to see you?”

She nod­ded.

“But how could I come?” he burst out. “I sup­pose there's no use--I must go and tell Mac about this.”

“Wait,” she said.

He stopped, gaz­ing at her doubt­ful­ly.

“I'm tear­ing down the ten­ement at Num­ber 9.”

“Tear­ing it down?”

“As a con­fes­sion that--that you were right. But I didn't know I owned it. Tru­ly I didn't. You'll be­lieve that, won't you?”

“Of course,” he cried ea­ger­ly. “I did know it, but too late.”

“If you'd known in time would you have--”

“Left that out of the pa­per?” he fin­ished, all the life gone from his voice. “No, Es­mé. I couldn't have done that. But I could have said in the pa­per that you didn't know.”

“I thought so,” she said very qui­et­ly.

He mis­in­ter­pret­ed this. “I can't lie to you, Es­mé,” he said with a sad sin­cer­ity. “I've lived with lies too long. I can't do it, not for any hope of hap­pi­ness. Do I seem false and dis­loy­al to you? Some­times I do to my­self. I can't help it. All a man can do is to fol­low his own light. Or a wom­an ei­ther, I sup­pose. And your light and mine are worlds apart.”

Again, with a stab of mem­ory, he saw that des­per­ate smile on her lips. Then she spoke with the clear courage of her new-​found wom­an­li­ness.

“There is no light for me where you are not.”

He took a swift step to­ward her. And at the call, sweet­ly and straight­ly, she came to meet his arms and lips.

“Poor boy!” she said, a few min­utes lat­er, push­ing a lock of hair from his fore­head. “I've let you car­ry that bur­den when a word from me would have lift­ed it.”

“Has there ev­er been such a thing as un­hap­pi­ness in the world, sweet­heart?” he said. “I can't re­mem­ber it. So I don't be­lieve it.”

“I'm afraid I've cost you more than I can ev­er re­pay you for,” she said. “Hal, tell me I've been a lit­tle beast!--Oh, no! That's no way to tell it. Aren't you sor­ry, sir, that you ev­er saw this room?”

“Finest ex­am­ple of in­te­ri­or ar­chi­tec­ture I know of. Ex­act repli­ca of the plumb cen­ter of Par­adise.”

“It's where all your trou­bles be­gan. You first met me here in this very room.”

“Oh, no! My trou­bles be­gan from the minute I set eyes on you, that day at the sta­tion.”

“Don't con­tra­dict me.” She laid an ad­mon­ito­ry fin­ger on his lips, then, catch­ing at his hand, gen­tly drew him with her. “Right in that very win­dow-​seat there--” She whisked the hang­ings aside, and brushed McGuire El­lis's nose in so do­ing.

“Hoong!” snort­ed McGuire El­lis.

“Oh!” cried Es­mé. “Were you there all the time? We--I--didn't know--Have you been asleep?”

“I have been just that,” replied the dor­mant one, yawn­ing.

“I hope we haven't dis­turbed--” be­gan Es­mé in the same breath with Hal's awk­ward “Sor­ry we waked you up, Mac.”

“Don't be--” El­lis checked his fa­mil­iar growl, looked with grow­ing sus­pi­cion from Es­mé's flushed love­li­ness to Hal's self con­scious con­fu­sion, leaped to his feet, gath­ered the pair in­to a sud­den, vi­olent, im­par­tial em­brace, and roared out:--

“Go ahead! _Be_ young! You can on­ly be it once in a life­time.”

XXXVI­II

THE CON­VERT

Old Home Week passed in a burst of glo­ry and prof­it. True to its trou­blous type, the “Clar­ion” had in­ter­fered with the prof­it, in two brief, live­ly, and ef­fec­tive cam­paigns. It had pub­lished a ros­ter of ho­tels which, af­ter agree­ing not to raise rates for the week, had re­vert­ed to the old, tried and true prin­ci­ple of “all the traf­fic can bear,” with com­par­ative ta­bles, there­by caus­ing great dis­tress of mind and pock­et among the pi­rat­ical. Backed by the Con­sumers' League, it had again tak­en up the cud­gels for the store em­ploy­ees, de­mand­ing that they re­ceive pay for over­time dur­ing the cel­ebra­tion and win­ning a par­tial vic­to­ry. No lit­tle ran­cor was, of course, stirred up among the ad­ver­tis­ers. The usu­al threats were made. But the busi­ness in­ter­ests of Wor­thing­ton had be­gun to learn that threat­en­ing the “Clar­ion” was a fu­tile pro­ce­dure, while ad­ver­tis­ers were com­ing to a re­al­iza­tion of the fact that they couldn't af­ford to stay out of so strong a medi­um, even at in­creased rates.

The raise in the ad­ver­tis­ing sched­ule had been part­ly Es­mé El­liot's do­ing. As a con­di­tion of her en­gage­ment to Hal, she de­mand­ed a re­sump­tion of the old part­ner­ship. En­tered in­to light­ly, it soon be­came of se­ri­ous mo­ment, for the girl had a nat­ural gift for af­fairs. When she learned that on the ba­sis of cir­cu­la­tion the “Clar­ion” would be jus­ti­fied in in­creas­ing its ad­ver­tis­ing card by forty per cent, but dared not do so be­cause of the nar­row mar­gin up­on which it was work­ing, she in­sist­ed up­on the mea­sure, sup­port­ing her ar­gu­ment with a con­sid­er­able sum of mon­ey of her own. Hal re­volt­ed at this, but she plead­ed so sweet­ly that he fi­nal­ly con­sent­ed to re­gard it as a re­serve fund. It was nev­er called for. The turn of the tide had come for the pa­per. It lost few old ad­ver­tis­ers and put on new ones. It was a suc­cess.

No one was more de­light­ed than Dr. Sur­taine. For­get­ting his own prophe­cies of dis­as­ter he ex­alt­ed Hal to the skies as a chip of the old block, an in­her­itor of his own ge­nius for busi­ness.

“Knew all along he had the stuff in him,” he would de­clare buoy­ant­ly. “Look at the 'Clar­ion' now! Most in­de­pen­dent, you-​be-​damned sheet in the coun­try. And what about the chaps that were go­ing to put it out of busi­ness? Eat­ing out of its hand!”

Of Es­mé the old quack was quite as proud as of Hal. To him she em­bod­ied and typ­ified, in its ex­treme form, those things which all his mon­ey could not buy. That she dis­liked the Certi­na busi­ness and made no se­cret of the fact did not in the least in­ter­fere with a gen­uine lik­ing be­tween her­self and its pro­pri­etor. Dr. Sur­taine could not dis­cuss Certi­na with Hal: there were too many wounds still open be­tween them. But with Es­mé he could, and of­ten did. Her at­ti­tude struck him as nice­ly philo­soph­ic and im­per­son­al, if a bit dis­dain­ful. And in these days he had to talk to some one, for he was swollen with a great and glo­ri­ous pur­pose.

He an­nounced it one re­splen­dent fall day, hav­ing gone out to Green­vale with that par­tic­ular ob­ject in view, at an hour when he was sure that Hal would be at the of­fice.

“Es­mé, I'm go­ing to make you a wed­ding present of Certi­na,” he said.

“Nev­er take it, Doc­tor,” she replied, smil­ing up at him in friend­ly recog­ni­tion of what had come to be a sub­ject of stock joke be­tween them.

“I'm se­ri­ous. I'm go­ing to make you a wed­ding present of the Certi­na busi­ness. I guess there aren't many brides get a gift of half a mil­lion a year. Too bad I can't give it out to the news­pa­pers, but it wouldn't do.”

“What on earth do you mean?” cried the as­ton­ished girl. “I couldn't take it. Hal wouldn't let me.”

“I'm go­ing to give it up, for you. You think it ain't gen­teel and high-​toned, don't you?”

“I think it isn't hon­est.”

“Not dis­cussing busi­ness prin­ci­ples, to-​day,” re­tort­ed the Doc­tor good-​hu­mored­ly. “It's a ques­tion of taste now. You're ashamed of the pro­pri­etary medicine game, aren't you, my dear?”

Es­mé laughed. Em­bar­rass­ment with Dr. Sur­taine was im­pos­si­ble. He was too child­like. “A lit­tle,” she con­fessed.

“You'd be glad if I quit it.”

“Of course I would. I sup­pose you can af­ford it.”

As if re­spond­ing to the touch of a con­cealed spring, the Sur­taine chest pro­trud­ed. “You find me some­thing I can't af­ford, and I'll buy it!” he de­clared. “But this won't even cost me any­thing in the long run. Es­mé, did I ev­er tell you my creed?”

“'Certi­na Cures,'” sug­gest­ed the girl mis­chievous­ly.

“That's for busi­ness. I mean for ev­ery­day life. My creed is to let Prov­idence take care of folks in gen­er­al while I look af­ter me and mine.”

“It's prac­ti­cal, at least, if not al­tru­is­tic.”

“Me, and mine,” re­peat­ed the char­la­tan. “Do you get that 'and mine'? That means the em­ploy­ees of the Certi­na fac­to­ry. Now, if I quit mak­ing Certi­na, what about them? Shall I turn them out on the street?”

“I hadn't thought of that,” ad­mit­ted the girl blankly.

“Busi­ness can be al­tru­is­tic as well as prac­ti­cal, you see,” he ob­served. “Well, I've worked out a scheme to take care of that. Been work­ing on it for months. Certi­na is go­ing to die painless­ly. And I'm go­ing to preach its fu­ner­al ora­tion at the fac­to­ry on Mon­day. Will you come, and make Hal come, too?”

In vain did Es­mé em­ploy her most win­ning arts of per­sua­sion to get more from the wily char­la­tan. He en­joyed be­ing teased, but he was ob­du­rate. Ac­cord­ing­ly she promised for her­self and Hal.

But Hal was not as eas­ily per­suad­ed. He shrank from the thought of ev­er again set­ting foot in the Certi­na premis­es. On­ly Es­mé's most art­ful plead­ing that he should not so sore­ly dis­ap­point his fa­ther fi­nal­ly won him over.

At the Certi­na “shop,” on the ap­point­ed day, the fi­ancés were ush­ered in with un­ac­cus­tomed for­mal­ity. They found gath­ered in the mag­nif­icent ex­ec­utive of­fices all the heads of de­part­ments of the vast con­cern, a qui­et, ex­pec­tant crowd. There were no out­siders oth­er than Hal and Es­mé. Dr. Sur­taine, glossy, grave, a fig­ure to fill the eye round­ly, sat at his glass-​topped ta­ble fac­ing his au­di­ence. Above him hung Old Lame-​Boy, eter­nal­ly hob­bling amidst his fer­vid im­pli­ca­tions.

Wav­ing the new­com­ers to seats di­rect­ly in front of him, the pre­sid­ing ge­nius lift­ed a be­nign hand for si­lence.

“My friends,” he said, in his unc­tu­ous, rolling voice, “I have an im­por­tant an­nounce­ment to make. The Certi­na busi­ness is fin­ished.”

There was a si­lence of stunned sur­prise as the speak­er paused to en­joy his ef­fect.

“Certi­na,” he pur­sued, “has been the great tri­umph of my ca­reer. I might al­most say it has been my ca­reer. But it has not been my life, my friends. The whole is greater than the part: the cre­ator is greater than the thing he cre­ates. They say, 'Sur­taine of Certi­na.' It should be, 'Certi­na of Sur­taine.' There's more to come of Sur­taine.”

His voice dropped to the old, plead­ing, con­fi­den­tial tone of the itin­er­ant; as if he were be­guil­ing them now to ac­cept the phi­los­ophy which he was to set forth.

“What is life, my dear friends? Life is a pa­per-​chase. We rush from one thing to an­oth­er, Lit­tle Daisy Hap­pi­ness just one jump ahead of us and Old Man Death grab­bing at our coat-​tails. Well, be­fore he catch­es hold of mine,”--the splen­did bulk and vi­tal­ity of the man gave refu­ta­tion to the hint of pathos in the voice,--“I want to run my race out so that my chil­dren and my chil­dren's chil­dren can point to me and say, 'One crowd­ed hour of glo­ri­ous life is worth a cy­cle of Cathay.'”

With a su­perb ges­ture he in­di­cat­ed Hal and Es­mé, who, he ob­served with grat­ifi­ca­tion, seemed quite over­come with emo­tion.

"That is why, my friends, I am with­draw­ing certi­na, and turn­ing to fresh fields; if I may say so, fields of more gen­teel en­deav­or. Certi­na has made mil­lions. It could still make mil­lions. I could sell out for mil­lions to-​day. But, in the words of the sweet singer, I come to bury it, not to praise it. Certi­na has done its grand work. The day of medicine is al­most over. In­ter­fer­ing laws are be­ing passed. The pub­lic is get­ting sus­pi­cious of drugs. Whether this is just or un­just is not the ques­tion which I am con­sid­er­ing. I've al­ways want­ed my busi­ness to be high-​class. You can't run a high-​class busi­ness when the pub­lic is on to you.

"Don't think, any of you, that I'm go­ing to re­tire and leave you in the lurch. No. I'm look­ing ahead, for you as well as for me. What's the newest thing in sci­ence? Foods! Spe­cif­ic foods, to build up the sys­tem. That's the big thing of the fu­ture here in Amer­ica. We're a tired na­tion, a nerve-​wracked na­tion, a brain-​fagged na­tion. Sup­pose a man could say to the pub­lic, 'Get as tired as you like. Work to your lim­it. Play to your lim­it. Go the pace. When you're worn out, come to us and we'll re­pair the waste for a few dol­lars. We've got a food--no drugs, no medicines--that builds up brain and nerve as good as new. The great­est au­thor­ities in the world agree on it.' Is there any lim­it to the busi­ness that food could do?

“Well, I've got it! And I've got the back­ing for it. Mr. Belford Couch will tell you of our tes­ti­mo­ni­als. Tell 'em the whole thing, Bel: we're all one fam­ily here.”

“I've been huntin' in Eu­rope,” said Certi­na Charley, ris­ing, in ac­cents of par­don­able pride: “and I've got the hottest bunch of signed stuff ev­er. You all know how hard it is to get any med­ical tes­ti­mo­ni­als here. They're all afraid, ex­cept a few down-​and-​out­ers. Well, there's none of that in Eu­rope. They'll stand for any kind of ad­ver­tis­ing, so long as it's pub­lished on­ly in the Unit­ed States--pro­vid­ed they get their price. And it ain't such an aw­ful price ei­ther. _I got the Em­per­or's own physi­cian for one thou­sand five hun­dred dol­lars cash_. And a line of court doc­tors and swell uni­ver­si­ty pro­fes­sors any­where from one thou­sand dol­lars way down to one hun­dred. It's the biggest tes­ti­mo­ni­al stunt ev­er pulled.”

“And ev­ery moth­er's son of 'em,” put in Dr. Sur­taine, “stak­ing a high-​toned sci­en­tif­ic rep­uta­tion that the one sure, un­fail­ing, re­li­able up­builder for brain-​work­ers, ner­vous folks, tired-​out, or bro­ken-​down folks of any kind at all is”--here Dr. Sur­taine paused, looked about his en­tranced au­di­ence, and de­liv­ered him­self of his cli­max in a voice of thun­der:

“CERE­BREAD!”

The word passed from mouth to mouth, in ac­cents of ex­per­imen­ta­tion, ad­mi­ra­tion, and ac­cep­tance.

"Cere, from cere­bel­lum, the brain, and bread the uni­ver­sal food. I doped it out my­self, and as soon as I hit on it I shipped Belford Couch straight to Eu­rope to get the back­ing. I wouldn't take a mil­lion for that name, to-​day.

“See what you can do with a propo­si­tion of that sort! It hasn't got any drugs in it, so we won't have to la­bel it un­der the law. It ain't med­ical; so the most par­tic­ular news­pa­per and mag­azines won't kick on the ad­ver­tis­ing. Yet, with the copy I'm get­ting up on it, we can put it over to cure more trou­bles than Certi­na ev­er thought of cur­ing. On­ly we won't use the word 'cure,' of course. All we have to do is to ram it in­to the pub­lic that all its trou­bles are ner­vous and brain trou­bles. 'Cere­bread' re­stores the brain and re­builds the nerves, and there you are, as good as new. Is that some plan? Or isn't it!”

There was a rip­ple of ap­plau­sive com­ment.

“What's in it?” in­quired Laud­er, the fac­to­ry su­per­in­ten­dent.

“Mil­lions in it, my boy,” cried the oth­er ju­bi­lant­ly. “We'll be man­ufac­tur­ing by New Year's.”

“That's the point. _What'll_ we be man­ufac­tur­ing?”

“By crikey! That re­minds me. Haven't set­tled that yet. Might as well do it right now,” said the pre­sid­ing ge­nius of the place with Olympian de­ci­sion. “Dr. De Vi­to, what's the newest wrin­kle in brain-​food?”

“Brain-​food?” hes­itat­ed the lit­tle physi­cian. “Some­thing new?”

“Yes, yes!” cried the char­la­tan im­pa­tient­ly. “What's the fad now? It used to be phos­pho­rus.”

“Ye-​es. Phos­pho­rus, maybe. Maybe some kind of hy­pophos­phite, eh?”

“Sounds all right. Could you get up a prepa­ra­tion of it that looks tasty and tastes good?”

“Sure. Easy.”

“Fine! I'll send you down the ad­ver­tis­ing copy, so you'll have that to go by. And now, gen­tle­men, we're the Cere­bread fac­to­ry from now on. Keep all your help; we'll need 'em. Go on with Certi­na till we're sold out; but no more ad­ver­tis­ing on it. And, all of you, from now on, think, dream, and _live_ Cere­bread. Meet­ing's ad­journed.”

The staff filed out, chat­ter­ing ex­cit­ed­ly. “He'll put it over.”--“You can't beat the Chief.”--“Is'n't he a won­der!”--“Cere­bread; it's a great name to ad­ver­tise.”--“No come-​back to it, ei­ther. No­body can kick on a _food_.”--“It's a sure-​enough classy propo­si­tion, with those swell Eu­ro­pean names to it!”--“Wish he'd let us in on the stock.”

Suc­cess was in the air. It cen­tered in and beamed from the hap­py eyes of the re­formed en­thu­si­ast, as, cross­ing over the room with hands ex­tend­ed to Es­mé and Hal, he cried in a burst of gen­er­ous emo­tion:

“It was you two that con­vert­ed me.”

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