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David Crockett by Abbott, John S. C. (John Stevens Cabot) - CHAPTER IX.

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David Crockett

CHAPTER IX.

Ad­ven­tures in the For­est, on the Riv­er, and in the City

The Bear Hunter’s Sto­ry.–Ser­vice in the Leg­is­la­ture.–Can­di­date for Congress.–Elec­tion­eer­ing.–The New Spec­ula­tion.–Dis­as­trous Voy­age.–Nar­row Es­cape.–New Elec­tion­eer­ing Ex­ploits.–Odd Speech­es.–The Vis­it to Crock­ett’s Cab­in.–His Po­lit­ical Views.–His Hon­esty.–Op­po­si­tion to Jack­son.–Scene at Raleigh.–Dines with the Pres­ident.–Gross Car­ica­ture.–His An­noy­ance.

Crock­ett was very fond of hunt­ing-​ad­ven­tures, and told sto­ries of these en­ter­pris­es in a racy way, pe­cu­liar­ly char­ac­ter­is­tic of the man. The fol­low­ing nar­ra­tive from his own lips, the read­er will cer­tain­ly pe­ruse with much in­ter­est.

“I was sit­ting by a good fire in my lit­tle cab­in, on a cool Novem­ber evening, roast­ing pota­toes I be­lieve, and play­ing with my chil­dren, when some one hal­loed at the fence. I went out, and there were three strangers, who said they come to take an elk-​hunt. I was glad to see ‘em, in­vit­ed ‘em in, and af­ter sup­per we cleaned our guns. I took down old Bet­sey, rubbed her up, greased her, and laid her away to rest. She is a mighty rough old piece. but I love her, for she and I have seen hard times. She mighty sel­dom tells me a lie. If I hold her right, she al­ways sends the ball where I tell her, Af­ter we were all fixed, I told ‘em hunt­ing-​sto­ries till bed­time.

“Next morn­ing was clear and cold, and by times I sound­ed my horn, and my dogs came howl­ing ’bout me, ready for a, chase. Old Rat­tler was a lit­tle lame–a bear bit him in the shoul­der; but Soundwell, Tiger, and the rest of ‘em were all mighty anx­ious. We got a bite, and sad­dled our hors­es. I went by to git a neigh­bor to drive for us, and off we start­ed for the Har­ri­cane. My dogs looked mighty wolfish; they kept jump­ing on one an­oth­er and growl­ing. I knew they were run mad for a fight, for they hadn’t had one for two or three days. We were in fine spir­its, and go­ing ‘long through very open woods, when one of the strangers said, ‘I would give my horse now to see a bear.’

“Said I, ‘Well, give me your horse,’ and I point­ed to an old bear, about three or four hun­dred yards ahead of us, feed­ing on acorns.

“I had been look­ing at him some time, but he was so far off; I wasn’t cer­tain what it was. How­ev­er, I hard­ly spoke be­fore we all strained off; and the woods fair­ly echoed as we harked the dogs on. The old bear didn’t want to run, and he nev­er broke till we got most up­on him; but then he buck­led for it, I tell you. When they over­hauled him he just rared up on his hind legs, and he boxed the dogs ’bout at a mighty rate. He hugged old Tiger and an­oth­er, till he dropped ‘em near­ly life­less; but the oth­ers wor­ried him, and af­ter a while they all come to, and they give him trou­ble. They are mighty apt, I tell you, to give a bear trou­ble be­fore they leave him.

“‘Twas a mighty pret­ty fight–’twould have done any one’s soul good to see it, just to see how they all rolled about. It was as much as I could do to keep the strangers from shoot­ing him; but I wouldn’t let ‘em, for fear they would kill some of my dogs. Af­ter we got tired see­ing ‘em fight, I went in among ‘em, and the first time they got him down I socked my knife in the old bear. We then hung him up, and went on to take our elk-​hunt. You nev­er seed fel­lows so de­light­ed as them strangers was. Blow me, if they didn’t cut more ca­pers, jump­ing about, than the old bear. ‘Twas a mighty pret­ty fight, but I be­lieve I seed more fun look­ing at them than at the bear.

“By the time we got to the Har­ri­cane, we were all rest­ed, and ripe for a drive. My dogs were in a bet­ter hu­mor, for the fight had just tak­en off the wiry edge. So I placed the strangers at the stands through which I thought the elk would pass, sent the driv­er way up ahead, and I went down be­low.

“Ev­ery­thing was qui­et, and I leaned old Bet­sey ‘gin a tree, and laid down. I s’pose I had been ly­ing there near­ly an hour, when I heard old Tiger open. He opened once or twice, and old Rat­tler gave a long howl; the bal­ance joined in, and I knew the elk were up. I jumped up and seized my ri­fle. I could hear noth­ing but one con­tin­ued roar of all my dogs, com­ing right to­wards me. Though I was an old hunter, the mu­sic made my hair stand on end. Soon af­ter they first start­ed, I heard one gun go off, and my dogs stopped, but not long, for they took a lit­tle tack to­wards where I had placed the strangers. One of them fired, and they dashed back, and cir­cled round way to my left. I run down ’bout a quar­ter of a mile, and I heard my dogs make a bend like they were com­ing to me. While I was lis­ten­ing, I heard the bush­es break­ing still low­er down, and start­ed to run there.

“As I was go­ing ‘long, I seed two elks burst out of the Har­ri­cane ’bout one hun­dred and thir­ty or forty yards be­low me. There was an old buck and a doe. I stopped, wait­ed till they got in­to a clear place, and as the old fel­low made a leap, I raised old Bet, pulled trig­ger, and she spoke out. The smoke blind­ed me so, that I couldn’t see what I did; but as it cleared away, I caught a glimpse of on­ly one of them go­ing through the bush­es; so I thought I had the oth­er. I went up, and there lay the old buck kick­ing. I cut his throat, and by that time, Tiger and two of my dogs came up. I thought it sin­gu­lar that all my dogs wasn’t there, and I be­gan to think they had killed an­oth­er. Af­ter the dogs had bit him, and found out he was dead, old Tiger be­gan to growl, and curled him­self up be­tween his legs. Ev­ery­thing had to stand off then, for he wouldn’t let the dev­il him­self touch him.

“I start­ed off to look for the strangers. My two dogs fol­lowed me. Af­ter git­ting away a piece, I looked back, and once in a while I could see old Tiger git up and shake the elk, to see if he was re­al­ly dead, and then curl up be­tween his legs agin. I found the strangers round a doe elk the driv­er had killed; and one of ‘em said he was sure he had killed one low­er down. I asked him if he had horns. He said he didn’t see any. I put the dogs on where he said he had shot, and they didn’t go fur be­fore they came to a halt. I went up, and there lay a fine buck elk; and though his horns were four or five feet long, the fel­low who shot him was so scared that he nev­er saw them. We had three elk, and a bear; and we man­aged to git it home, then butchered our game, talked over our hunt, and had a glo­ri­ous frol­ic.”

Crock­ett served in the Leg­is­la­ture for two years, dur­ing which time noth­ing oc­curred of spe­cial in­ter­est. These were the years of 1823 and 1824. Colonel Alexan­der was then the rep­re­sen­ta­tive, in the Na­tion­al Leg­is­la­ture, of the dis­trict in which Crock­ett lived. He had of­fend­ed his con­stituents by vot­ing for the Tar­iff. It was pro­posed to run Crock­ett for Congress in op­po­si­tion to him. Crock­ett says:

“I told the peo­ple that I could not stand that. It was a step above my knowl­edge; and I know’d noth­ing about Congress mat­ters.”

They per­sist­ed; but he lost the elec­tion; for cot­ton was very high, and Alexan­der urged that it was in con­se­quence of the Tar­iff. Two years passed away, which Crock­ett spent in the wildest ad­ven­tures of hunt­ing. He was a true man of the woods with no am­bi­tion for any bet­ter home than the log cab­in he oc­cu­pied. There was no ex­cite­ment so dear to him as the pur­suit and cap­ture of a griz­zly bear. There is noth­ing on record, in the way of hunt­ing, which sur­pass­es the ex­ploits of this renowned bear-​hunter. But there is a cer­tain de­gree of same­ness in these nar­ra­tives of skill and en­durance which would weary the read­er.

In the fall of 1825, Crock­ett built two large flat-​boats, to load with staves for the mak­ing of casks, which he in­tend­ed to take down the riv­er to mar­ket. He em­ployed a num­ber of hands in build­ing the boat and split­ting out the staves, and en­gaged him­self in these labors “till the bears got fat.” He then plunged in­to the woods, and in two weeks killed fif­teen. The whole win­ter was spent in hunt­ing with his son and his dogs. His work­men con­tin­ued busy get­ting the staves, and when the rivers rose with the spring floods, he had thir­ty thou­sand ready for the mar­ket.

With this load he em­barked for New Or­leans. His boats with­out dif­fi­cul­ty float­ed down the Obion in­to the ma­jes­tic Mis­sis­sip­pi. It was the first time he had seen the rush of these mighty wa­ters. There was be­fore him a boat voy­age of near­ly fif­teen hun­dred miles, through re­gions to him en­tire­ly un­known. In his own ac­count of this ad­ven­ture he writes:

“When I got in­to the Mis­sis­sip­pi I found all my hands were bad scared. In fact, I be­lieve I was scared a lit­tle the worst of any; for I had nev­er been down the riv­er, and I soon dis­cov­ered that my pi­lot was as ig­no­rant of the busi­ness as my­self. I hadn’t gone far be­fore I de­ter­mined to lash the two boats to­geth­er. We did so; but it made them so heavy and ob­sti­nate that it was next akin to im­pos­si­ble to do any thing at all with them, or to guide them right in the riv­er.

“That evening we fell in com­pa­ny with some Ohio boats, and about night we tried to land, but we could not. The Ohio men hollered to us to go on and run all night. We took their ad­vice, though we had a good deal rather not. But we couldn’t do any oth­er way. In a short dis­tance we got in­to what is called the Dev­il’s El­bow. And if any place in the wide cre­ation has its own prop­er name I thought it was this. Here we had about the hard­est work that I was ev­er en­gaged in in my life, to keep out of dan­ger. And even then we were in it all the while. We twice at­tempt­ed to land at Wood Yards, which we could see, but couldn’t reach.

“The peo­ple would run out with lights, and try to in­struct us how to get to shore; but all in vain. Our boats were so heavy that we could not take them much any way ex­cept the way they want­ed to go, and just the way the cur­rent would car­ry them. At last we quit try­ing to land, and con­clud­ed just to go ahead as well as we could, for we found we couldn’t do any bet­ter.

“Some time in the night I was down in the cab­in of one of the boats, sit­ting by the fire, think­ing on what a hob­ble we had got in­to; and how much bet­ter bear-​hunt­ing was on hard land, than float­ing along on the wa­ter, when a fel­low had to go ahead whether he was ex­act­ly will­ing or not. The hatch-​way of the cab­in came slap down, right through the top of the boat; and it was the on­ly way out, ex­cept a small hole in the side which we had used for putting our arms through to dip up wa­ter be­fore we lashed the boats to­geth­er.

“We were now float­ing side­ways, and the boat I was in was the hind­most as we went. All at once I heard the hands be­gin to run over the top of the boat in great con­fu­sion, and pull with all their might. And the first thing I know’d af­ter this we went broad­side full tilt against the head of an is­land, where a large raft of drift tim­ber had lodged. The na­ture of such a place would be, as ev­ery­body knows, to suck the boats down and turn them right un­der this raft; and the up­per­most boat would, of course, be suck’d down and go un­der first. As soon as we struck, I bulged for my hatch­way, as the boat was turn­ing un­der sure enough. But when I got to it, the wa­ter was pour­ing through in a cur­rent as large as the hole would let it, and as strong as the weight of the riv­er would force it. I found I couldn’t get out here, for the boat was now turned down in such a way that it was steep­er than a house-​top. I now thought of the hole in the side, and made my way in a hur­ry for that.

“With dif­fi­cul­ty I got to it, and when I got there, I found it was too small for me to get out by my own pow­er, and I be­gan to think that I was in a worse box than ev­er. But I put my arms through, and hollered as loud as I could roar, as the boat I was in hadn’t yet quite filled with wa­ter up to my head; and the hands who were next to the raft, see­ing my arms out, and hear­ing me holler, seized them, and be­gan to pull. I told them I was sink­ing, and to pull my arms off, or force me through, for now I know’d well enough it was neck or noth­ing, come out or sink.

“By a vi­olent ef­fort they jerked me through; but I was in a pret­ty pick­le when I got through. I had been sit­ting with­out any cloth­ing over my shirt; this was tom off, and I was lit­er­al­ly skinn’d like a rab­bit. I was, how­ev­er, well pleased to get out in any way, even with­out shirt or hide; as be­fore I could straight­en my­self on the boat next to the raft, the one they pull’d me out of went en­tire­ly un­der, and I have nev­er seen it any more to this day. We all es­caped on to the raft, where we were com­pelled to sit all night, about a mile from land on ei­ther side. Four of my com­pa­ny were bare­head­ed, and three bare­foot­ed; and of that num­ber I was one. I reck­on I looked like a pret­ty crack­lin ev­er to get to Congress!

“We had now lost all our load­ing, and ev­ery par­ti­cle of our cloth­ing, ex­cept what lit­tle we had on; but over all this, while I was sit­ting there, in the night, float­ing about on the drift, I felt hap­pi­er and bet­ter off than I ev­er had in my life be­fore, for I had just made such a mar­vel­lous es­cape, that I had for­got al­most ev­ery­thing else in that; and so I felt prime.

“In the morn­ing about sun­rise, we saw a boat com­ing down, and we hailed her. They sent a large skiff, and took us all on board, and car­ried us down as far as Mem­phis. Here I met with a friend, that I nev­er can for­get as long as I am able to go ahead at any­thing; it was a Ma­jor Winch­ester, a mer­chant of that place; he let us all have hats, and shoes, and some lit­tle mon­ey to go up­on, and so we all part­ed.

“A young man and my­self con­clud­ed to go on down to Natchez, to see if we could hear any­thing of our boats; for we sup­posed they would float out from the raft, and keep on down the riv­er. We got on a boat at Mem­phis, that was go­ing down, and so cut out. Our largest boat, we were in­formed, had been seen about fifty miles be­low where we stove, and an at­tempt had been made to land her, but with­out suc­cess, as she was as hard-​head­ed as ev­er

“This was the last of my boats, and of my boat­ing; for it went so bad­ly with me along at the first, that I had not much mind to try it any more. I now re­turned home again, and, as the next Au­gust was the Con­gres­sion­al elec­tion, I be­gan to turn my at­ten­tion a lit­tle to that mat­ter, as it was be­gin­ning to be talked of a good deal among the peo­ple.”

Cot­ton was down very low. Crock­ett could now say to the peo­ple: “You see the ef­fects of the Tar­iff.” There were two ri­val can­di­dates for the of­fice, Colonel Alexan­der and Gen­er­al Arnold. Mon­ey was need­ed to car­ry the elec­tion, and Crock­ett had no mon­ey. He re­solved, how­ev­er, to try his chances. A friend loaned him a lit­tle mon­ey to start with; which sum Crock­ett, of course, ex­pend­ed in whiskey, as the most po­tent in­flu­ence, then and there, to se­cure an elec­tion.

“So I was able,” writes Crock­ett, “to buy a lit­tle of the ‘crea­ture,’ to put my friends in a good hu­mor, as well as the oth­er gen­tle­men, for they all treat in that coun­try; not to get elect­ed, of course, for that would be against the law, but just to make them­selves and their friends feel their keep­ing a lit­tle.”

The con­test was, as usu­al, made up of drink­ing, feast­ing, and speech­es. Colonel Alexan­der was an in­tel­li­gent and wor­thy man, who had been pub­lic sur­vey­or. Gen­er­al Arnold was a lawyer of very re­spectable at­tain­ments. Nei­ther of these men con­sid­ered Crock­ett a can­di­date in the slight­est de­gree to be feared. They on­ly feared each oth­er, and tried to cir­cum­vent each oth­er.

On one oc­ca­sion there was a large gath­er­ing, where all three of the can­di­dates were present, and each one was ex­pect­ed to make a speech. It came Crock­ett’s lot to speak first. He knew noth­ing of Con­gres­sion­al af­fairs, and had sense enough to be aware that it was not best for him to at­tempt to speak up­on sub­jects of which he was en­tire­ly ig­no­rant. He made one of his fun­ny speech­es, very short and en­tire­ly non-​com­mit­tal. Colonel Alexan­der fol­lowed, en­deav­or­ing to grap­ple with the great ques­tions of tar­iffs, fi­nance, and in­ter­nal im­prove­ments, which were then ag­itat­ing the na­tion.

Gen­er­al Arnold then, in his turn, took the stump, op­pos­ing the mea­sures which Colonel Alexan­der had left. He seemed en­tire­ly to ig­nore the fact that Crock­ett was a can­di­date. Not the slight­est al­lu­sion was made to him in his speech. The ner­vous tem­per­ament pre­dom­inat­ed in the man, and he was eas­ily an­noyed. While speak­ing, a large flock of guinea-​hens came along, whose pe­cu­liar and noisy cry all will re­mem­ber who have ev­er heard it. Arnold was great­ly dis­turbed, and at last re­quest­ed some one to drive the fowls away. As soon as he had fin­ished his speech, Crock­ett again mount­ed the stump, and os­ten­si­bly ad­dress­ing Arnold, but re­al­ly ad­dress­ing the crowd, said, in a loud voice, but very jo­cose­ly:

“Well, Gen­er­al, you are the first man I ev­er saw that un­der­stood the lan­guage of fowls. You had i not the po­lite­ness even to al­lude to me in your speech. But when my lit­tle friends the guinea-​hens came up, and be­gan to holler ‘Crock­ett, Crock­ett, Crock­ett,’ you were un­gen­er­ous enough to drive them all away.”

This raised such a uni­ver­sal laugh that even Crock­ett’s op­po­nents feared that he was get­ting the best of them in win­ning the fa­vor of the peo­ple. When the day of elec­tion came, the pop­ular bear-​hunter beat both of his com­peti­tors by twen­ty-​sev­en hun­dred and forty-​sev­en votes. Thus David Crock­ett, un­able to read and bare­ly able to sign his name, be­came a mem­ber of Congress, to as­sist in fram­ing laws for the grand­est re­pub­lic earth has ev­er known. He rep­re­sent­ed a con­stituen­cy of about one hun­dred thou­sand souls.

An in­tel­li­gent gen­tle­man, trav­el­ling in West Ten­nessee, find­ing him­self with­in eight miles of Colonel Crock­ett’s cab­in, de­cid­ed to call up­on the man whose name had now be­come quite renowned. This was just af­ter Crock­ett’s elec­tion to Congress, but be­fore he had set out for Wash­ing­ton. There was no road lead­ing to the lone­ly hut. He fol­lowed a rough and ob­struct­ed path or trail, which was in­di­cat­ed on­ly by blazed trees, and which bore no marks of be­ing of­ten trav­elled.

At length he came to a small open­ing in the for­est, very rude and un­invit­ing in its ap­pear­ance. It em­braced eight or ten acres. One of the hum­blest and least taste­ful of log huts stood in the cen­tre. It was tru­ly a cab­in, a mere shel­ter from the weath­er. There was no yard; there were no fences. Not the slight­est ef­fort had been made to­ward or­na­men­ta­tion. It would be dif­fi­cult to imag­ine a more lone­ly and cheer­less abode.

Two men were seat­ed on stools at the door, both in their shirt-​sleeves, en­gaged in clean­ing their ri­fles. As the stranger rode up, one of the men rose and came for­ward to meet him. He was dressed in very plain home­spun at­tire, with a black fur cap up­on his head. He was a fine­ly pro­por­tioned man, about six feet high, ap­par­ent­ly forty-​five years of age, and of very frank, pleas­ing, open coun­te­nance. He held his ri­fle in his hand, and from his right shoul­der hung a bag made of rac­coon skin, to which there was a sheath at­tached con­tain­ing a large butch­er-​knife.

“This is Colonel Crock­ett’s res­idence, I pre­sume,” said the stranger.

“Yes,” was the re­ply, with a smile as of wel­come.

“Have I the plea­sure of see­ing that gen­tle­man be­fore me?” the stranger added.

“If it be a plea­sure,” was the court­ly re­ply, “you have, sir.”

“Well, Colonel,” re­spond­ed the stranger, “I have rid­den much out of my way to spend a day or two with you, and take a hunt.”

“Get down, sir,” said the Colonel, cor­dial­ly. “I am de­light­ed to see you. I like to see strangers. And the on­ly care I have is that I can­not ac­com­mo­date them as well as I could wish. I have no corn, but my lit­tle boy will take your horse over to my son-​in-​law’s. He is a good fel­low, and will take care of him.”

Lead­ing the stranger in­to his cab­in, Crock­ett very cour­te­ous­ly in­tro­duced him to his broth­er, his wife, and his daugh­ters. He then added:

“You see we are mighty rough here. I am afraid you will think it hard times. But we have to do the best we can. I start­ed mighty poor, and have been root­ing ‘long ev­er since. But I hate apolo­gies. What I live up­on al­ways, I think a friend can for a day or two. I have but lit­tle, but that lit­tle is as free as the wa­ter that runs. So make your­self at home.”

Mrs. Crock­ett was an in­tel­li­gent and ca­pa­ble wom­an for one in her sta­tion in life. The cab­in was clean and or­der­ly, and pre­sent­ed a gen­er­al as­pect of com­fort. Many tro­phies of the chase were in the house, and spread around the yard. Sev­er­al dogs, look­ing like war-​worn vet­er­ans, were sun­ning them­selves in var­ious parts of the premis­es.

All the fam­ily were neat­ly dressed in home-​made gar­ments. Mrs. Crock­ett was a grave, dig­ni­fied wom­an, very cour­te­ous to her guests. The daugh­ters were re­mark­ably pret­ty, but very dif­fi­dent. Though en­tire­ly un­ed­ucat­ed, they could con­verse very eas­ily, seem­ing to in­her­it their fa­ther’s flu­en­cy of ut­ter­ance. They were ac­tive and ef­fi­cient in aid­ing their moth­er in her house­hold work. Colonel Crock­ett, with much ap­par­ent plea­sure, con­duct­ed his guest over the small patch of ground he had grubbed and was cul­ti­vat­ing. He ex­hib­it­ed his grow­ing peas and pump­kins, and his lit­tle field of corn, with as much ap­par­ent plea­sure as an Illi­nois farmer would now point out his hun­dreds of acres of wav­ing grain. The hunter seemed sur­pris­ing­ly well in­formed. As we have men­tioned, na­ture had en­dowed him with un­usu­al strength of mind, and with a mem­ory which was al­most mirac­ulous. He nev­er for­got any­thing he had heard. His elec­tion­eer­ing tours had been to him very valu­able schools of ed­uca­tion. Care­ful­ly he lis­tened to all the speech­es and the con­ver­sa­tion of the in­tel­li­gent men he met with.

John Quin­cy Adams was then in the Pres­iden­tial chair. It was the year 1827. Near­ly all Crock­ett’s con­stituents were strong Jack­son-​men. Crock­ett, who af­ter­ward op­posed Jack­son, sub­se­quent­ly said, speak­ing of his views at that time:

“I can say on my con­science, that I was, with­out dis­guise, the friend and sup­port­er of Gen­er­al Jack­son up­on his prin­ci­ples, as he had laid them down, and as I un­der­stood them, be­fore his elec­tion as Pres­ident.”

Al­lud­ing to Crock­ett’s po­lit­ical views at that time, his guest writes, “I held in high es­ti­ma­tion the present Ad­min­is­tra­tion of our coun­try. To this he was op­posed. His views, how­ev­er, de­light­ed me. And were they more gen­er­al­ly adopt­ed we should be none the los­er. He was op­posed to the Ad­min­is­tra­tion, and yet con­ced­ed that many of its acts were wise and ef­fi­cient, and would have re­ceived his cor­dial sup­port. He ad­mired Mr. Clay, but had ob­jec­tions to him. He was op­posed to the Tar­iff, yet, I think, a sup­port­er of the Unit­ed States Bank. He seemed to have the most hor­ri­ble ob­jec­tion to bind­ing him­self to any man or set of men. He said, ‘I would as lieve be an old coon-​dog as obliged to do what any man or set of men would tell me to do. I will sup­port the present Ad­min­is­tra­tion as far as I would any oth­er; that is, as far as I be­lieve its views to be right. I will pledge my­self to sup­port no Ad­min­is­tra­tion. I had rather be po­lit­ical­ly damned than hyp­ocrit­ical­ly im­mor­tal­ized.’”

In the win­ter of 1827, Crock­ett emerged from his cab­in in the wilder­ness for a seat in Congress. He was so poor that he had not mon­ey enough to pay his ex­pens­es to Wash­ing­ton. His elec­tion had cost him one hun­dred and fifty dol­lars, which a friend had loaned him. The same friend ad­vanced one hun­dred dol­lars more to help him on his jour­ney.

“When I left home,” he says, “I was hap­py, dev­il­ish, and full of fun. I bade adieu to my friends, dogs, and ri­fle, and took the stage, where I met with much va­ri­ety of char­ac­ter, and amused my­self when my hu­mor prompt­ed. Be­ing fresh from the back­woods, my sto­ries amused my com­pan­ions, and I passed my time pleas­ant­ly.

“When I ar­rived at Raleigh the weath­er was cold and rainy, and we were all dull and tired. Up­on go­ing in­to the tav­ern, where I was an en­tire stranger, the room was crowd­ed, and the crowd did not give way that I might come to the fire. I was root­ing my way to the fire, not in a good hu­mor, when some fel­low stag­gered up to­wards me, and cried out, ‘Hur­rah for Adams.’

“Said I, ‘Stranger, you had bet­ter hur­rah for hell, and praise your own coun­try.’

“‘And who are you? said he. I replied:

“‘I am that same David Crock­ett, fresh from the back­woods, half horse, half al­li­ga­tor, a lit­tle touched with the snap­ping-​tur­tle. I can wade the Mis­sis­sip­pi, leap the Ohio, ride up­on a streak of light­ning, and slip with­out a scratch down a hon­ey-​lo­cust. I can whip my weight in wild­cats, and, if any gen­tle­man pleas­es, for a ten-​dol­lar bill he can throw in a pan­ther. I can hug a bear too close for com­fort, and eat any man op­posed to Gen­er­al Jack­son.’”

All eyes were im­me­di­ate­ly turned to­ward this strange man, for all had heard of him. A place was prompt­ly made for him at the fire. He was af­ter­ward asked if this won­drous out­burst of slang was en­tire­ly un­premed­itat­ed. He said that it was; that it had all popped in­to his head at once; and that he should nev­er have thought of it again, had not the sto­ry gone the round of the news­pa­pers.

“I came on to Wash­ing­ton,” he says, “and drawed two hun­dred and fifty dol­lars, and pur­chased with it a check on the bank in Nashville, and en­closed it to my friend. And I may say, in truth, I sent this mon­ey with a mighty good will, for I reck­on no­body in this world loves a friend bet­ter than me, or re­mem­bers a kind­ness longer.”

Soon af­ter his ar­rival at Wash­ing­ton he was in­vit­ed to dine with Pres­ident Adams, a man of the high­est cul­ture, whose man­ners had been formed in the courts of Eu­rope. Crock­ett, to­tal­ly un­ac­quaint­ed with the us­ages of so­ci­ety, did not know what the note of in­vi­ta­tion meant, and in­quired of a friend, the Hon. Mr. Ver­planck. He says:

“I was wild from the back­woods, and didn’t know noth­ing about eat­ing din­ner with the big folks of our coun­try. And how should I, hav­ing been a hunter all my life? I had eat most of my din­ners on a log in the woods, and some­times no din­ner at all. I knew, whether I ate din­ner with the Pres­ident or not was a mat­ter of no im­por­tance, for my con­stituents were not to be ben­efit­ed by it. I did not go to court the Pres­ident, for I was op­posed to him in prin­ci­ple, and had no fa­vors to ask at his hands. I was afraid, how­ev­er, I should be awk­ward, as I was so en­tire­ly a stranger to fash­ion; and in go­ing along, I re­solved to ob­serve the con­duct of my friend Mr. Ver­planck, and to do as he did. And I know that I did be­have my­self right well.”

Some cru­el wag wrote the fol­low­ing lu­di­crous ac­count of this din­ner-​par­ty, which went the round of all the pa­pers as ver­ita­ble his­to­ry. The writ­er pre­tend­ed to quote Crock­ett’s own ac­count of the din­ner.

“The first thing I did,” said Davy, “af­ter I got to Wash­ing­ton, was to go to the Pres­ident’s. I stepped in­to the Pres­ident’s house. Thinks I, who’s afeard. If I didn’t, I wish I may be shot. Says I, ‘Mr. Adams, I am Mr. Crock­ett, from Ten­nessee.’ So, says he, ‘How d’ye do, Mr. Crock­ett?’ And he shook me by the hand, al­though he know’d I went the whole hog for Jack­son. If he didn’t, I wish I may be shot.

“Not on­ly that, but he sent me a print­ed tick­et to dine with him. I’ve got it in my pock­et yet. I went to din­ner, and I walked all around the long ta­ble, look­ing for some­thing that I liked. At last I took my seat be­side a fat goose, and I helped my­self to as much of it as I want­ed. But I hadn’t took three bites, when I looked away up the ta­ble at a man they called Tash (at­tache’). He was talk­ing French to a wom­an on t’oth­er side of the ta­ble. He dodged his head and she dodged hers, and then they got to drink­ing wine across the ta­ble.

“But when I looked back again my plate was gone, goose and all. So I jist cast my eyes down to t’oth­er end of the ta­ble, and sure enough I seed a white man walk­ing off with my plate. I says, ‘Hel­lo, mis­ter, bring back my plate.’ He fetched it back in a hur­ry, as you may think. And when he set it down be­fore me, how do you think it was? Licked as clean as my hand. If it wasn’t, I wish I may be shot!

“Says he, ‘What will you have, sir?’ And says I, ‘You may well say that, af­ter steal­ing my goose.’ And he be­gan to laugh. Then says I, ‘Mis­ter, laugh if you please; but I don’t half-​like sich tricks up­on trav­ellers.’ I then filled my plate with ba­con and greens. And when­ev­er I looked up or down the ta­ble, I held on to my plate with my left hand.

“When we were all done eat­ing, they cleared ev­ery­thing off the ta­ble, and took away the ta­ble-​cloth. And what do you think? There was an­oth­er cloth un­der it. If there wasn’t, I wish I may be shot! Then I saw a man com­ing along car­ry­ing a great glass thing, with a glass han­dle be­low, some­thing like a can­dle­stick. It was stuck full of lit­tle glass cups, with some­thing in them that looked good to eat. Says I, ‘Mis­ter, bring that thing here.’ Thinks I, let’s taste them first. They were mighty sweet and good, so I took six of them. If I didn’t, I wish I may be shot!”

This hu­mor­ous fab­ri­ca­tion was copied in­to al­most ev­ery pa­per in the Union. The more re­spectable por­tion of Crock­ett’s con­stituents were so an­noyed that their rep­re­sen­ta­tive should be thus held up to the con­tempt of the na­tion, that Crock­ett felt con­strained to present a re­li­able refu­ta­tion of the sto­ry. He there­fore ob­tained and pub­lished cer­tifi­cates from three gen­tle­men, tes­ti­fy­ing to his good be­hav­ior at the ta­ble. Hon. Mr. Ver­planck, of New York, tes­ti­fied as fol­lows:

“I dined at the Pres­ident’s, at the time al­lud­ed to, in com­pa­ny with you, and I had, I rec­ol­lect, a good deal of con­ver­sa­tion with you. Your be­hav­ior there was, I thought, per­fect­ly be­com­ing and prop­er. And I do not rec­ol­lect, or be­lieve, that you said or did any­thing re­sem­bling the news­pa­per-​ac­count.”

Two oth­er mem­bers of Congress were equal­ly ex­plic­it in their tes­ti­mo­ny.

Dur­ing Crock­ett’s first two ses­sions in Congress he got along very smooth­ly, co­op­er­at­ing gen­er­al­ly with what was called the Jack­son par­ty. In 1829 he was again re­elect­ed by an over­whelm­ing ma­jor­ity. On the 4th of March of this year, An­drew Jack­son was in­au­gu­rat­ed Pres­ident of the Unit­ed States. It may be doubt­ed whether there ev­er was a more hon­est, con­sci­en­tious man in Congress than David Crock­ett. His cel­ebrat­ed mot­to, “Be sure that you are right, and then go ahead,” seemed ev­er to an­imate him. He could nei­ther be men­aced or bribed to sup­port any mea­sure which he thought to be wrong. Ere long he found it nec­es­sary to op­pose some of Jack­son’s mea­sures. We will let him tell the sto­ry in his own truth­ful words:

“Soon af­ter the com­mence­ment of this sec­ond term, I saw, or thought I did, that it was ex­pect­ed of me that I would bow to the name of An­drew Jack­son, and fol­low him in all his mo­tions, and wind­ings, and turn­ings, even at the ex­pense of my con­science and judg­ment. Such a thing was new to me, and a to­tal stranger to my prin­ci­ples. I know’d well enough, though, that if I didn’t ‘hur­rah’ for his name, the hue and cry was to be raised against me, and I was to be sac­ri­ficed, if pos­si­ble. His fa­mous, or rather I should say his in­fa­mous In­di­an bill was brought for­ward, and I op­posed it from the purest mo­tives in the world. Sev­er­al of my col­leagues got around me, and told me how well they loved me, and that I was ru­in­ing my­self. They said this was a fa­vorite mea­sure of the Pres­ident, and I ought to go for it. I told them I be­lieved it was a wicked, un­just mea­sure, and that I should go against it, let the cost to my­self be what it might; that I was will­ing to go with Gen­er­al Jack­son in ev­ery­thing that I be­lieved was hon­est and right; but, fur­ther than this, I wouldn’t go for him or any oth­er man in the whole cre­ation.

“I had been elect­ed by a ma­jor­ity of three thou­sand five hun­dred and eighty-​five votes, and I be­lieved they were hon­est men, and wouldn’t want me to vote for any un­just no­tion, to please Jack­son or any one else; at any rate, I was of age, and de­ter­mined to trust them. I vot­ed against this In­di­an bill, and my con­science yet tells me that I gave a good, hon­est vote, and one that I be­lieve will not make me ashamed in the day of judg­ment. I served out my term, and though many amus­ing, things hap­pened, I am not dis­posed to swell my nar­ra­tive by in­sert­ing them.

“When it closed, and I re­turned home, I found the storm had raised against me sure enough; and it was echoed from side to side, and from end to end of my dis­trict, that I had turned against Jack­son. This was con­sid­ered the un­par­don­able sin. I was hunt­ed down like a wild var­ment, and in this hunt ev­ery lit­tle news­pa­per in the dis­trict, and ev­ery lit­tle pin­hook lawyer was en­gaged. In­deed, they were ready to print any­thing and ev­ery­thing that the in­ge­nu­ity of man could in­vent against me.”

In con­se­quence of this op­po­si­tion, Crock­ett lost his next elec­tion, and yet by a ma­jor­ity of but sev­en­ty votes. For two years he re­mained at home hunt­ing bears. But hav­ing once tast­ed the plea­sures of po­lit­ical life, and the ex­cite­ments of Wash­ing­ton, his silent ram­bles in the woods had lost much of their an­cient charms. He was again a can­di­date at the en­su­ing elec­tion, and, af­ter a very warm con­test gained the day by a ma­jor­ity of two hun­dred and two votes.